― Jess C. Scott (via g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s)
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
when the site you’re using lets you skip the ad before the movie:
when the site you’re using doesn’t have ads before the movie:
gf: come over
me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago
gf: im off my period
This vine is so important I can’t breathe. “Marching bands be like”